Sunday, November 25, 2007

On fire sales and basic chivalry

The two topics I cover this time around are completely non-related.   They are fire sales (Fire sale - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) and chivalry (come on, if you don't know what this is... well... you're probably from this day and age :P).

As you can see from that Wikipedia topic, a fire sale is a three-tier hack attack against a country.   This was the plot of Life Free or Die Hard (Live Free or Die Hard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia).

If you are, to any extent, a computer nerd like me, and take an interest in computer hacking sims, then the idea of pulling off a fire sale might excite you.   You might think it as 'cool'.   Well, it's not - not when you realize the problem it could pose for all of us.   When you think about it, it's scary.   Really, truly, scary.

Here's the facts:

  • Currently, 99.7% of North America (give or take a few) use computers.   They are everywhere - in your car, your kitchen, your cellphone, your game console, heck, some people even have then in their toothbrushes.
  • Home security systems are getting more advanced.   Some feature the ability to remotely control and monitor your home via a 'secure' login.   Sure, you think your home is safe - but what if someone hacks into that control system?   You're exposed to the world, and your doors are unlocked and wide-open to burglars.
  • If you've seen I, Robot, you know the problem such technology could pose.   Though most of us agree that robots aren't likely to take over the world anytime soon, your little brother's Robotron 3000 could be remotely hacked if it has wireless capability.   Scary?   Maybe.   Imagine being trapped in your room because your robopet hamster's been infected with a virus.
This means that at any time, someone could lock you out of your home, hijack your cellphone, and take over your internet access.   I know it seems absurd, but you'd be in jail, in your own home.

In the next few years, the chance of a fire sale occurring will increase.   Although it's not likely (most hackers aren't /that/ pro), there's still a chance.   In order to prevent being tech-locked:

  • Try not to use too much high-tech stuff.   Sure, it can't be avoided, but do you really need that $2,000 automatic back door?
  • Use a router.   Even though, for a fire sale to occur, a hacker has to get through much /much/ more than a simple router, this gives you peace of mind, and keeps your network safe.
  • If you simply can't stand not having your gadgets (I know how it feels ;)), get backup stuff.   Sure, you have your wireless blackberry, but have a old-fashioned turntable phone on hand.
  • Keep paying for that dial-up.   I use wireless high-speed most of the time, but when the storm clouds set in, performance is affected.   If I need to be connected, I use my old dial-up connection.   Slow, but hey, it works.   So if your one connection gets hacked, you can use slow joe to stay in the know.
Granted, I sound like an idiot right now.   Fire sales aren't real.   Right?   Wrong.   They can happen, but right now, I doubt one will.   Still, stay true to the boyscout's motto: "Be Prepared".   Giving up your techie life can be a pain, but it's well worth it if you want to avoid being shut down.

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What is chivalry?   From dictionary.com:

"The qualities idealized by knighthood, such as bravery, courtesy, honor, and gallantry toward women."

Gallantry toward women.   Yay, another big word.   Dictionary.com also says:

"courtesy towards women", and "polite attentiveness to women".

Meh, you say.   Girls are teh suckzors.

Well, okay, fine.   But you know, we need more chivalry in this world.

And not just to women/girls, but to people in general.

Today, I was on a float in a Christmas parade.   Being in Canada, there was lots of snow, but the weather's warming up a bit, so the parking lot where the parade ended was full of slush and water.

People are jumping off the floats, most of them getting wet when they land.   Now, I see people who would probably appreciate help off of the float, and I think, I should go help her off.   Do I?   No.   But then, that's because I was tired and cold, and by the time I had made my decision, it was too late.

Still, we have become so self-centered that we don't even go out of our way to help others.   We are 'programmed' to do what our friends do.   Back in medieval times, we would be looked down on (or worse yet, put to death).   Now, who cares?

True, a lot of people, especially Christians like myself do act chivalrous.   However, this is often done to simply impress someone, which is, really, kind of sad.

So I encourage you to try being a knight for a while.   It can feel really good, and if you're looking for approval, there's your chance.   People will look up to you, not down on you, and you'll be a nicer person in  general.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Forget heart attacks, what about /cart/ attacks? O.o

Before I explain the title of this post, I have two, no three, facts for you:

1) My computer swears at me when I turn it on. It says 'fsck'.
2) My CD player explicitly states 'no' when I try to play a CD.
3) I'm not crazy.

Now that we have that settled, on to the horrific story. :P

Just last night, both my brother, mom, and myself were sitting in our van, in the Wal-Mart parking lot, eating ice cream. Pretty normal, no?

A shopping cart, sitting at the top of a slope, proceeds to roll down, accelerates, then smashes into someone's van, putting a dent in it. Not something you see every day, but still pretty normal.

This is where it gets weird. Said cart turns, and proceeds - with no slope - into the area where shopping carts are stored. O.o

Now if you think that's creepy, read on:

Another cart, at the top of the slope in front of us, comes speeding down. And it's headed directly for the front of our van. Yayz.

So my mom freaks out. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. But mind you, this was no laughing matter - we were being attacked by killer shopping carts! O_O

Thankfully my mom regained enough of her composure to back up, and dodge the thing. Just as she turned the van around, however, it turned, too. Hmm. Kinda freaky, don'cha think? O.o

Of course, like all things do when they go down a slope with something large at the end, it crashed at the edge of the lot.


*breaths a sigh of relief* Ahh, glad that's over. Now, how about shutting off this van and going in to sho -

Err, nvm, another cart just crashed into us. Or is it the same one. Hmm.

So yeah, we remove this one that just hit us head-on, and head into the store. When we come out, we overhear these two guys having a conversation regarding a dent in a car:

"Dude, what happened to ur car?"
"I got rear-ended!"

Okay, so that's not exactly how it went, but you get the general idea.

So heads up, folks: While you go about your Christmas shopping, be wary of evil shopping carts!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The future of online publishing?

With many web applications, such as Google Docs, emerging to form what we may know as 'web 2.0', there's a lot of interesting apps to check out.

One such app is SynthaSite, a free site creation system. You've likely seen things like it - there are many companies offering 'WYSIWYG' editors that use templates. Serious web developers such as myself often look at such applications, and sneer in disapproval.

Not so with SynthaSite. Well, okay, I did at first, but after taking it for a test drive, it just might be the program I'm looking for.

One thing I like about it is that I can work on my sites anywhere that I have web access. Just launch your web browser, log in to your SynthaSite account, and work away.

Currently all sites created with the app are stored on the SynthaSite servers, but when the app goes public (it's currently in limited beta), you'll be able to download your content to your PC (or Mac, if you prefer), then upload via FTP to your favorite host.

Of course, not everything is free. SynthaSite will be launching what they call the 'DIY superstore', which sells templates, widgets, etc.

Again the sneers. Who needs templates, right? Well, you can also start with a blank page and create from scratch, which is what I did for most of my hands-on time.

Adding images and other content is a breeze. Simply select a component from your toolkit, and drag it onto your page. Images work like this: you drag an image onto your page, then give it a source via the component options - source being the url the image is being pulled from. Hopefully the ability to use images stored on your computer will be supported soon.

I know I said 'drag', but this isn't exactly what you might think. As far as I know, currently you can't just 'drag and drop' anything wherever you please, but I hope this will become supported, as it's just what I need to position my images with ease.

Another feature I'd like is the ability to edit HTML. Most users likely won't even know what the term means, but I for one would like to use SynthaSite to do mostly everything, then customize it all with HTML, or even code my site in HTML then use SynthaSite to make it exactly the way I want.

People curious in SynthaSite can view a video demonstration below (click here for a high resolution), or sign up for the beta at http://www.synthasite.com/


Monday, October 8, 2007

RIP Neko

Been a while since I've wrote in here.

Remember the kitten I mentioned? Well, I thought of a name for him.

Neko. Japanese for cat. Yeah, I know, you likely don't think it's nice to just call him 'cat', but...

Anyway, I have sad news regarding Neko.

September 28, 2007, he passed away. ;_;

At first I thought the fleas he had caused it. Then I noticed that his belly had swelled up. I think the problem was that he was too young to leave his mother, and thus couldn't yet digest solid food. Sad, but we must move on...

And so we are now on the day of thanksgiving, a day on which we are to celebrate the invention of food! ^_^

Okay, I know that's not what it's really for, but still...!

Anyway, why do I always have to be sick on holidays? I mean, it's nice and all that I'm not sick on days when I need to be somewhere, but c'mon, why do I have to either be throwing up on Christmas or coughing on my birthday? Humph, I say. -_-

Regarding the writing contest I'm entering, I now have 1186 words in my entry. I need to have at least 2000, with a max of 2500. Almost there! :)

Anyway, I'm gonna cut this short, as I don't really feel like writing this right now... the cough and all that, y'know... so, as I always say, ciao! ;)

Thursday, August 30, 2007

¿Desear intentar tu mano que lucha Ganado?

Translation: Want to try your hand fighting Ganado?

I did just that a couple days ago.

I rented Resident Evil 4 - Wii Edition.

Was it worth it? Well, I'll tell you now.

This won't be a full review of RE4 - rather, I'll focus on the changes and additions for the Wii edition.

First off, I'll start with the controls. They're /very/ smooth, but do take some getting used to - I was performing smooth headshots with ease less than 5 minutes into the game.

Of course, the fact that you aim by pointing the Wiimote at the screen makes things /much/ easier than the GCN or PS2 versions. So much so that I found I could defeat most reasonably tough enemies (like the chainsaw Ganado) faster and easier than with a standard controller.

Graphics are about the same as the GCN version - if there were any differences I didn't notice.

As I mentioned above, gameplay is smooth. Although I /do/ have a few nitpickings about the menu systems, like I again said above, you get used to it all after a few minutes.

One nice addition is the fact that the red targeting dot has been replaced with a round reticle. When not aiming, it is simply gray. When aiming, it's green unless you're aiming at a possible target.

Although the red laser sight was cool, it was kind of hard to aim, and you never knew what you could shoot at until you did, often resulting with wasted ammo.

That said, let's move on to the new bonus features.

I didn't try Mercenary mode much, since by that time my rental time was up, but it was interesting enough, suppose, if you like onslaughts of enemies coming at you all at once. It can get stale after a while, though.

Seperate Ways, exclusive to Wii, was probably my favorite unlockable, as it covers Ada Wong's actions in the background of the game. It explains why certain things happen when in the normal game mode, and is very entertaining (plus, who /doesn't/ want to play as Ada?).

For example, when Leon (the game's main protagonist) solves a puzzle in the church graveyard to obtain a 'green cats eye', the thing that struck me was that the location of said puzzle and reward was rather odd; why not put a key here instead? So when Ada happens across this same spot (before Leon), and removes the key to the church, she gets locked in the area. The only way to open the gate is to place the gem in the slot.

Unfortunately, I also didn't get to try Assignment Ada, or the new character costumes for your second play through. Hopefully next time, though!

My final score: 9/10 - the game pulls everything together tightly, but is missing some nice but not necessary features.

For those who have never played RE4, or any Resident Evil title in general, I highly recommend this edition of the game.

Until next time; Ciao! ;)

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Spelunking, anyone?

I'm back from a little 'mini-vacation'.

I went with my family to tour a cave nearby - about 2-3 hours away, possibly more.

The cave itself was interesting, but one thing I thought was neat was this bat:

Apparently it's the only bat in the cave at the moment. More move in during the colder seasons.

The guide told a lot of interesting stories, but I'm pressed for time so won't relate them now. :P

...and... there's one thing which I don't remember seeing:

I swear I didn't run this through Photoshop. It looks like some kind of ghostly light.

...

Creepy. O.o

I have /no/ idea what that is. Honestly.

Well, I'll contemplate it later.

'till next time - ciao! ;)

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

New blog layout

As you've no doubt noticed, I've changed the layout slightly.

I've made a new logo, and added the new 'wimzi' widget, which is supposed to allow you to chat with me. It doesn't appear to be working, however. O.o

I also added a poll, which I'll change occasionally. ;)

Comments welcome. ^_^

Wizards and Kittens, and contests, oh my!

So today I went to see Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

When I arrived in the theater, to my amazement, it was empty. Yes, empty. There was literally no one in the room.
Of course, I was naturally surprised - I mean, c'mon, this was /Harry Potter/..!

So I left the theater and asked the guy at the ticket booth which theater was playing HP. He had a quick argument with the girl working there with him, then settled on #4 - which was equally as empty, except for one other family...

That changed once it got closer to actual film presentation time.

Anyway, about the movie:

I think it was good, but wasn't as good as previous films. Also, a few things were left out (that I can recall, it's been a while since I've read the book), such as the portrait of Sirius's mother - although I understand this is not critical to the plot (Eragon left out so much critical stuff it's not even funny), but it would've been a humorous addition, humor being something the film seemed to lack (although this could be because of the darker tone of the book and books to follow).

I also noticed various little nuances that just didn't seem to make much sense.

For example, when going to the Ministry for Magic, after Harry sees the vision of Sirius being tortured by Voldemort, they fly on the thestrals (I had forgotten the name - thanks to Kirsty for reminding me!). How did the others besides Harry and Luna see them? Picture this:

Ron: Err... Harry... how do we ride something we can't see?

See what I mean? And why don't they just use brooms? I know this is how J.K wrote it, but...

Besides these things, I loved the movie. Imelda Staunton did an excellent job as Umbridge, as well, I think. She made me hate the movie character as much as the book character. :P

All in all, I rate it 9/10. ;)

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Kittens! Or rather, /kitten/.

I was talking to my mom about cats today, and asked if she had ever seen a completely white kitten. She said yes, and said that there was one that was almost completely white (save for a bit of black on its head) at a local farm. She had to go there anyway, so she asked if I'd like to come take a look.

I agreed, but thought she was just joking.

So I got the kitten - for free. I know the owner personally, and she didn't mind giving the kitten away at all. One might say she was even eager. :P

Anyway, I keep it in my room. It seems fairly happy there. I managed to get it to eat some catnip and drink some milk from a dish, too.
Quite a good accomplishment, considering its age - which I'm not certain of...

In other news, there's this writing contest, which a friend mentioned.

The prize? $6,000.

Yeah, my jaw dropped when I read that. Of course, I'm entering, but I need inspiration... ideas... I think I have something in mind, though.

You can read more about it here (Canadian residents only): http://www.radio-canada.ca/prixlitteraires/english/index.shtml

So..! This is all for tonight, and so I say: ciao! ;)

~Vert

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Cheezburger, ne1?

*verts in*

(cue cool techno music)

Yo. I'm Vertimyst (but you can just call me Vert).

If you need more info, read my profile. Heh.

Anyway, I dunno what to do for this entry, so... Cheezburger, ne1? Or hey - we could watch a movie!

*starts teh movie*

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I got that from I can has cheezburger, a site with TONS of catmacros, as I believe they're called. Check it out - you're guaranteed to ROTFLOL. ;)

And thus I am done.

Ciao; Vert out.