Sunday, November 25, 2007

On fire sales and basic chivalry

The two topics I cover this time around are completely non-related.   They are fire sales (Fire sale - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) and chivalry (come on, if you don't know what this is... well... you're probably from this day and age :P).

As you can see from that Wikipedia topic, a fire sale is a three-tier hack attack against a country.   This was the plot of Life Free or Die Hard (Live Free or Die Hard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia).

If you are, to any extent, a computer nerd like me, and take an interest in computer hacking sims, then the idea of pulling off a fire sale might excite you.   You might think it as 'cool'.   Well, it's not - not when you realize the problem it could pose for all of us.   When you think about it, it's scary.   Really, truly, scary.

Here's the facts:

  • Currently, 99.7% of North America (give or take a few) use computers.   They are everywhere - in your car, your kitchen, your cellphone, your game console, heck, some people even have then in their toothbrushes.
  • Home security systems are getting more advanced.   Some feature the ability to remotely control and monitor your home via a 'secure' login.   Sure, you think your home is safe - but what if someone hacks into that control system?   You're exposed to the world, and your doors are unlocked and wide-open to burglars.
  • If you've seen I, Robot, you know the problem such technology could pose.   Though most of us agree that robots aren't likely to take over the world anytime soon, your little brother's Robotron 3000 could be remotely hacked if it has wireless capability.   Scary?   Maybe.   Imagine being trapped in your room because your robopet hamster's been infected with a virus.
This means that at any time, someone could lock you out of your home, hijack your cellphone, and take over your internet access.   I know it seems absurd, but you'd be in jail, in your own home.

In the next few years, the chance of a fire sale occurring will increase.   Although it's not likely (most hackers aren't /that/ pro), there's still a chance.   In order to prevent being tech-locked:

  • Try not to use too much high-tech stuff.   Sure, it can't be avoided, but do you really need that $2,000 automatic back door?
  • Use a router.   Even though, for a fire sale to occur, a hacker has to get through much /much/ more than a simple router, this gives you peace of mind, and keeps your network safe.
  • If you simply can't stand not having your gadgets (I know how it feels ;)), get backup stuff.   Sure, you have your wireless blackberry, but have a old-fashioned turntable phone on hand.
  • Keep paying for that dial-up.   I use wireless high-speed most of the time, but when the storm clouds set in, performance is affected.   If I need to be connected, I use my old dial-up connection.   Slow, but hey, it works.   So if your one connection gets hacked, you can use slow joe to stay in the know.
Granted, I sound like an idiot right now.   Fire sales aren't real.   Right?   Wrong.   They can happen, but right now, I doubt one will.   Still, stay true to the boyscout's motto: "Be Prepared".   Giving up your techie life can be a pain, but it's well worth it if you want to avoid being shut down.

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What is chivalry?   From dictionary.com:

"The qualities idealized by knighthood, such as bravery, courtesy, honor, and gallantry toward women."

Gallantry toward women.   Yay, another big word.   Dictionary.com also says:

"courtesy towards women", and "polite attentiveness to women".

Meh, you say.   Girls are teh suckzors.

Well, okay, fine.   But you know, we need more chivalry in this world.

And not just to women/girls, but to people in general.

Today, I was on a float in a Christmas parade.   Being in Canada, there was lots of snow, but the weather's warming up a bit, so the parking lot where the parade ended was full of slush and water.

People are jumping off the floats, most of them getting wet when they land.   Now, I see people who would probably appreciate help off of the float, and I think, I should go help her off.   Do I?   No.   But then, that's because I was tired and cold, and by the time I had made my decision, it was too late.

Still, we have become so self-centered that we don't even go out of our way to help others.   We are 'programmed' to do what our friends do.   Back in medieval times, we would be looked down on (or worse yet, put to death).   Now, who cares?

True, a lot of people, especially Christians like myself do act chivalrous.   However, this is often done to simply impress someone, which is, really, kind of sad.

So I encourage you to try being a knight for a while.   It can feel really good, and if you're looking for approval, there's your chance.   People will look up to you, not down on you, and you'll be a nicer person in  general.

3 comments:

Kaboodleschmitt said...

Hehe, yea, I always try to encourage people to be knights - maybe only so I won't seem so strange, but hey, it's still fun!

'hem, about the Fire sale thing... A few points. It /is/ possible, yes, but it is incredibly unlikely. Why? Because the computers in your cars, the systems that control your back doors, the electronics that program your lights to turn on and off - they all use very different circuitry, they're all coded very differently from one another.

Each could be hacked, but each would require a different method, so unless someone was able to come up with as many ways of hacking things as there are things to be hacked, the likelihood of a Fire sale ever happening is remote to say the least.

Next there's logistics: let's say instead of hacking /everything/ someone simply hacked all the computers - much easier in theory. There's a problem, though; the very strength of a Fire sale is its weakness. How to hack all computers? Everyone has one, everyone depends on one (or more), so that means there's a computer for every person (at least). What sort of timeframe would be involved in hacking every computer?

And okay, so you can miss out on a few less vital computers - but then you've got to pick which to hack and which not to, and decision making processes are always the longest for programs.

And then there's the fact that, even within computers, each system is entirely unique. Some use Norton, some use MacAffe, some use Spybot, others don't, some are running Linux and some are running Windows. It is a nightmare even to imagine - writing a program to hack every computer would be well-night impossible.

What I loved about Die Hard 4 (well, found amusing about it) was that they gave hackers mystic powers. Not only can the main hacker dude (forget his name at present... Matt?) 'reprogram' his celular device in a matter of seconds, the Warlock can somehow crack a secure channel to the FBI and patch a CB-radio transmission through to it. How is that p ossible? Well, it isn't; not without a long process of writing a program to interpret CB radio into digital audio, and another long process of hacking the FBI in the first place - something which very few hackers have ever accomplished.

On the other hand, yes, it's always best to be ready.

Vertimyst™ said...

...you've just knocked me down in the dust and left me spluttering.

In other words, you've made many valid points.

And you've got me thinking; hacking a car or some such thing wouldn't work, since they're not generally internet-compatible. :P

Anonymous said...

yes my dear friend you are saying right, it will happen one day the time is near. i saw the movie die hard, it was really horrible. i was shocked and i believed it a true by heart that it can happen in upcoming days.